This season's Chanel bags are hideous.

This. This looks like pubes. Sorry but there is no euphemism to disguise this.

This. This looks like an alien from Star Wars. Admiral Akbar. Chthulthu. Whatever.

This. This looks like a Mexican rug. Which is an insult to Mexican rugs.

This. This is like an elementary school craft recycling project. Not up-cycling. Nooooo not even.

Seriously. This. Wear this with your leathet chaps and call yourself sheriff. 

And this. Looks like fresh handmade pasta drying. Held together by some quilted material.